Love Riddles and Answers

Interesting Love Riddles with their answers:

How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?

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Answer:QT

Useless for one,
but absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for Free
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
It's a baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
What am I?

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Answer: kiss

When I look at her, she smiles at me.
When I wink at her,
she winks at me.
When I kiss her,
she kisses me back.
When I say I love you,
she says it back.
Who am I?

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Answer: Your own reflection in the mirror.
What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can't survive without it?

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Answer: Love
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?

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Answer: A priest.
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

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Answer: I love you with all my art.

Why did the man propose to his Korean crush?

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Answer: Because she was his Seoul mate!
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

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Answer: You get buttered up.
How do you get the attention of someone you love?

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Answer: By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter?

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Answer: In the dictionary.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

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Answer: Stick with me and we'll go places.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

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Answer: I find you very attractive.
Eros is at it's core, while a ring is its symbol. Though it can be seen as holy, often it is sealed by contact. What is it?

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Answer: Marriage
What is yours but you can't actually hold?

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Answer: My heart
What did the rabbit say to his friend on Valentines Day?

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Answer: Somebunny love you!
Why did Carbon? marry Hydrogen?

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Answer: They bonded well from the minute they met.
Whats the difference between love and marriage?

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Answer: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?

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Answer: Because he got lost in her eyes.
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Hugs and Kisses!
What three words are said too much, yet not enough?

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Answer: I love you
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: I am nuts about you
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: You mean great dill to me.
What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Give me a hug and a hiss, honey.
Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?

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Answer: She didn't suit his taste.
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Let me call you Tweet heart.
This very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.

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Answer:Your Beauty
Whats the definition of a happy marriage?

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Answer:One where the husband gives and the wife takes.
How did the girl get a prince to fall in love with her?

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Answer:She wore a raspberry beret.
Who is the perfect husband?

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Answer:One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!
What makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?

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Answer:Love
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?

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Answer:It was a case of guppy love.

What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: My heart beats for you.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: I want to hold your hand.
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Owl is yours.
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

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Answer: It made him wed his plants.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

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Answer: A hug and a quiche.
What did the elephant say to his Valentine?

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Answer: I love you a ton.
Did
Adam and Eve ever have a date?

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Answer: No, but they had an apple.
What did the little boy sheep say to the little girl sheep on Valentine's Day??

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Answer: I love ewe.
Why should you send your sweetheart a valentine on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Because you always heart the one you love.
What is a ram's favorite song?

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Answer: I Only Have Eyes For Ewe.
The rich men want it, the wise men know it, the poor all need it, and the kind men show it.

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Answer: LOVE!!!!!
I am something quite. I can be happiness, sadness or fear. I can show or just be gone, but I'll come back not before long.

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Answer: Feelings

Of no use to one ,
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?

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Answer: A Kiss
What did the boy bulb say to the girl bulb ?

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Answer: Oh I love ya a whole watt honey!
Why was the beautiful female octopus confused on Valentine's Day ?

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Answer: Because she couldn't figure out which of her hands her suitor could hold !
You play with me when you are single n bored and are stuck with me once married.
What am I ?

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Answer: Your ring.
Made by God in pairs
Separated at birth on Earth
Found after years of search
Inseparable for the rest of the time.

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Answer: Soul Mates
A tested formula of love
Inevitable part of love stories
The romantic dim light and good food are its friends
It never goes out of trend.

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Answer: Candle Light Dinner
Testimony of love
Signifier of commitment
All it needs is
A bottle of wine
And a band that shines

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Answer: Proposal
It caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies
And numerous maladies
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for
What is it?

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Answer: Love
They have the power to entice
The exploration of their depths are never suffice
They are the subject of all romantic lines
They come in Blue, black or hazel shades
Name them!

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Answer: Eyes
At the surface or within
It has the power to woo you and win
For Keats it was joy forever
If you have it, it will get you favours

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Answer: Beauty
Begins with L and ends with Y
With its presence relationships survive
Through slightest inkling of its loss
Instant separation can be caused

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Answer: Loyalty

This word is a favourite of girls
Boys are unnerved on the mention of it
Once love finds its accompaniment
It becomes a lifelong event

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Answer: Forever
Declaration of love
Beginning of a journey
With vows and a ceremony

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Answer: Marriage
What did one electric bulb say to the other?

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Answer: I love you a whole watt.
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurs?

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Answer: I have a crutch on you.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

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Answer:Can't say anything…it shuts up!

My first is foremost legally,
My second circles outwardly,
My third leads all in victory,
My fourth twice ends a nominee,
My whole is this gate's only key.
What am I?

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Answer:Love

I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
An extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.

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Answer: A kiss

What is worth a billion dollars but comes to you for free?

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Answer: Love
I make men fall. Had by few but treasured by all. I'm inside and outside too and I make men fall. What am I?

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Answer: Beauty
I represent love. I'm the daughter of Heaven and Sea. You may find me in the sky above, And many envy my beauty.

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Answer: The goddess venus

To cross the water I'm the way, For water I'm above; I touch it not, and truth to say, I neither swim nor move. What am I

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Answer: A bridge
Two bodies have I; Tho' both join'd in one, The stiller I stand, The faster I run.

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Answer: An hour glass timer
What has no beginning, end, or middle?

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Answer:A doughnut

Which animal eats with its ears?

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Answer: All of them since no animal take off its ears to eat!

What's the meaning of C.L.I.C.K. ?

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Answer:So whenever you miss me just say CLICK."
C= Can't live without you
L= Love you from bottom of my heart
I= I miss you a lot
C= come to me darling
K= Kiss from my lips to yours
What has to be broken before it can be used?

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Answer:An egg
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

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Answer:Only one, the last one
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

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Answer:When you're a mouse.
Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?

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Answer:The word "wholesome."
What four letter word is the cause of most of the discord in the world, as well as most of the cooperation?

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Answer: Love

What causes a sudden increase in heart rate, a loss of memory and overall brain function, but is not a drug though if it were, then i guess i'd be an addict?"

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Answer: Your Love
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
The most sold thing on Valentine's Day
Red is the popular of all its shades
Its fragrance is sweet
People give it on the most romantic of meets.

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Answer: Rose

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