Love Riddles and Answers, Riddles about Love, Romantic Riddles for Her and Him

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

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Answer: You get “buttered” up!

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?

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Answer: You look so cute, I think I will take you out.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

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Answer: I find you very “attractive.”

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

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Answer: It made him “wed” his plants.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

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Answer: Are you single?

What did the electrical socket say to the plug?

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Answer: We fit perfectly together.

What flowers are kissable?

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Answer: Tulips.

What did the train say to his Valentine?

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Answer: I choo-choo-choose you!

What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?

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Answer: An onion ring!

What did the little boy sheep say to the little girl sheep on Valentine's Day??

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Answer: I love ewe.

What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?

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Answer: His ghoul-friend.

This word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved by the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event.

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Answer: Forever.

A thousand colored folds stretch toward the sky, Atop a tender strand, Rising from the land, 'Til killed by maiden's hand, Perhaps a token of love, perhaps to say goodbye. What am I?

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Answer: A flower.

What is mine but only you can have?

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Answer: My heart

What's the most romantic part of the ocean?

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Answer: When the buoy meets the gull.

What do relationships have in common with algebra?

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Answer: Haven't you ever had an X and wondered Y?

I can be blind, I can be powerful, I can be difficult, deep, complicated, and tender at the same time. What am I?

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Answer: Love

How can a married couple who hate each other and are on the brink of divorce enjoy a romantic dinner and a bottle of wine at the same restaurant?

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Answer: They go on different days

What are the three rings off marriage?

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Answer: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering

What did the man say about his Korean girlfriend?

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Answer: She was his Seoul mate

How did the bell propose to his girlfriend?

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Answer: He gave her a "ring."

I can break, I can be clogged, I can be attacked, I can be given, I can be kept, I can be crushed yet I can be whole at the same time. What am I?

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Answer: A heart.

Why did the man ask his wife for a map?

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Answer: Because he got lost in her eyes.

Why does love need sunglasses and a cane?

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Answer: Love is blind

What do you call two birds in love?

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Answer: Tweet hearts

What did the female giraffe ask the handsome male giraffe?

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Answer: Wanna neck with me?

I hurt the most when lost, yet also when not had at all. I'm sometimes the hardest to express, but the easiest to ignore. I can be given to many, or just one. What am I?

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Answer: Love

I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?

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Answer: Love

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

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Answer: Stick with me and we'll go places.

What did the fish say to the bait on Valentine’s Day?

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Answer: We should totally hook up

Eros is at it's core, while a ring is its symbol. Though it can be seen as holy, often it is sealed by contact. What is it?

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Answer: Marriage

I can make people happy I can make people cry, I can make people want me and I can drive people crazy. What am I?

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Answer: Love

What did the left eyebrow say to the right eyebrow?

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Answer: You look surprised to see me

Why did the woman fall for Dracula so quickly?

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Answer: It was love at first bite.

What do love and math have in common?

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Answer: If you add wine plus a bed, minus the clothes, divide the legs, then you hope and pray that you don’t multiply

What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can't survive without it?

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Answer: Love

He has married many but has never been married.
Who is he?

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Answer: A priest.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

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Answer: I love you with all my art.

Declaration of love
Beginning of a journey
With vows and a ceremony

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Answer: Marriage

What did one electric bulb say to the other?

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Answer: I love you a whole watt.

I married your friend, I married your coworker, I may have even married you, and I married every girl that asks me to, yet I am still single. Who am I?

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Answer: A priest

How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?

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Answer:QT

What is yours but you can't actually hold?

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Answer: My heart

What did the rabbit say to his friend on Valentines Day?

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Answer: Somebunny love you!

Why did Carbon? marry Hydrogen?

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Answer: They bonded well from the minute they met.

Whats the difference between love and marriage?

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Answer: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Hugs and Kisses!

What three words are said too much, yet not enough?

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Answer: I love you

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: I am nuts about you

What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: You mean great dill to me.

What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Give me a hug and a hiss, honey.

Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?

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Answer: She didn't suit his taste.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Let me call you Tweet heart.

This very thing you were born with pleases us all. It's even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it's treasured by all.

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Answer:Your Beauty

Whats the definition of a happy marriage?

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Answer:One where the husband gives and the wife takes.

How did the girl get a prince to fall in love with her?

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Answer:She wore a raspberry beret.

Who is the perfect husband?

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Answer:One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!

What makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?

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Answer: Love

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?

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Answer:It was a case of guppy love.

What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: My heart beats for you.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: I want to hold your hand.

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Owl is yours.

How did the husband show his wife who was the boss of the household?

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Answer: The husband held up a mirror to his wife's face

What did the iPhone say to the Macbook?

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Answer: You are the apple of my eye

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

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Answer: A hug and a quiche.

What did the elephant say to his Valentine?

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Answer: I love you a ton.

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

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Answer: No, but they had an apple.

Why is it difficult to find loving, caring and handsome guy?

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Answer: Because I am already with him.

Why should you send your sweetheart a valentine on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Because you always heart the one you love.

What is a ram's favorite song?

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Answer: I Only Have Eyes For Ewe.

The rich men want it, the wise men know it, the poor all need it, and the kind men show it.

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Answer: LOVE!!!!!

I am something quite. I can be happiness, sadness or fear. I can show or just be gone, but I'll come back not before long.

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Answer: Feelings

Of no use to one, Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?

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Answer: A Kiss

What did the boy bulb say to the girl bulb ?

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Answer: Oh I love ya a whole watt honey!

Why was the beautiful female octopus confused on Valentine's Day?

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Answer: Because she couldn't figure out which of her hands her suitor could hold !

You play with me when you are single n bored and are stuck with me once married.
What am I ?

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Answer: Your ring.

Made by God in pairs
Separated at birth on Earth
Found after years of search
Inseparable for the rest of the time.

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Answer: Soul Mates

A tested formula of love
Inevitable part of love stories
The romantic dim light and good food are its friends
It never goes out of trend.

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Answer: Candle Light Dinner

Testimony of love
Signifier of commitment
All it needs is
A bottle of wine
And a band that shines

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Answer: Proposal

It caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies
And numerous maladies
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for
What is it?

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Answer: Love

They have the power to entice
The exploration of their depths are never suffice
They are the subject of all romantic lines
They come in Blue, black or hazel shades
Name them!

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Answer: Eyes

At the surface or within
It has the power to woo you and win
For Keats it was joy forever
If you have it, it will get you favours

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Answer: Beauty

Begins with L and ends with Y
With its presence relationships survive
Through slightest inkling of its loss
Instant separation can be caused

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Answer: Loyalty

This word is a favourite of girls
Boys are unnerved on the mention of it
Once love finds its accompaniment
It becomes a lifelong event

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Answer: Forever

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurs?

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Answer: I have a crutch on you.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

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Answer:Can't say anything…it shuts up!

My first is foremost legally,
My second circles outwardly,
My third leads all in victory,
My fourth twice ends a nominee,
My whole is this gate's only key.
What am I?

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Answer: Love

I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
An extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.

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What is worth a billion dollars but comes to you for free?

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Answer: Love

I make men fall. Had by few but treasured by all. I'm inside and outside too and I make men fall.
What am I?

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Answer: Beauty

I represent love. I'm the daughter of Heaven and Sea. You may find me in the sky above, And many envy my beauty.

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Answer: The goddess venus

To cross the water I'm the way, For water I'm above; I touch it not, and truth to say, I neither swim nor move. What am I

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Answer: A bridge

Two bodies have I; Tho' both join'd in one, The stiller I stand, The faster I run.

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Answer: An hour glass timer

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

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Answer: A doughnut

Which animal eats with its ears?

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Answer: All of them since no animal take off its ears to eat!

What's the meaning of C.L.I.C.K.?

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Answer: So whenever you miss me just say CLICK."
C= Can't live without you
L= Love you from bottom of my heart
I= I miss you a lot
C= come to me darling
K= Kiss from my lips to yours

What has to be broken before it can be used?

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Answer:An egg

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

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Answer:Only one, the last one

When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

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Answer:When you're a mouse.

Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?

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Answer:The word "wholesome."

What four letter word is the cause of most of the discord in the world, as well as most of the cooperation?

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Answer: Love

What causes a sudden increase in heart rate, a loss of memory and overall brain function, but is not a drug though if it were, then i guess i'd be an addict?"

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Answer: Your Love

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

The most sold thing on Valentine's Day
Red is the popular of all its shades
Its fragrance is sweet
People give it on the most romantic of meets.

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Answer: Rose

How do you get the attention of someone you love?

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Answer: By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.

How do you spell a cute boy with only two letters?

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Answer: QT!

Useless for one, but absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for Free The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
It's a baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; What am I?

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Answer: kiss

Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter?

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Answer: In the dictionary.

Why was the chef embarrassed?

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Answer: Because he saw the salad dressing!

What did the sculpture say to his girlfriend?

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Answer: I love you with all my art

There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?

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Answer: She divorced him for never being at home.

I am a feeling expressed by words. Truthfully told by few, lies from many. I can cause the greatest happiness, or the deepest sorrow. Yet one still comes back tomorrow. What am I ?

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Answer: Love

What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?

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Answer: Love

When I look at her, she smiles at me.
When I wink at her, she winks at me.
When I kiss her, she kisses me back.
When I say I love you, she says it back.
Who am I?

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Answer: Your own reflection in the mirror.