Last Updated: 10th May, 2019

Funny Quotes

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields
Dear , Math
Please grow up and solve
your own problems
I'm tired of solving them for you.
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If I was a bird,
I know who I'd shit on.
I don't go crazy
I am crazy.
I just go normal from time to time.
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I just stepped on a Cornflake.
Now I am officially a Cereal Killer.
Don't be afraid a few extra pound.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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I love my Pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every day.
Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE
Stop acting like you know everything.