Last Updated: 11th November, 2019

Funny Quotes

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
– A. A. Milne
"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal."
– Albert Camus
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
– Benjamin Franklin
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
– Abraham Lincoln
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
– Albert Einstein
"Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away."
– Benjamin Franklin
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"High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead."
– Christopher Morley
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
Abraham Lincoln
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard
Don't be afraid a few extra pound.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
I love my Pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every day.
Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE
Stop acting like you know everything.