Last Updated: 18th June, 2020

Funny Love Quotes

    


If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
Katherine Mansfield
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
– Thomas Dewar
Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.
English Proverb
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
P.D. East
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it.
Helen Rowland
Love is being stupid together.
~ Paul Valery
The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Loss for words? Give that person a hug. I's worth a thousand and more. Plus, it's free.
Jean
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Arturo Toscanini
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
Carroll Bryant
True love is like seeing Ghosts;
We all talk about it,
but few of us have ever seen one.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Gravitation can't be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do..
Proverb
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.
Spanish Proverb
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
- Chico Marx
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar Wilde
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.
Blaise Pascal
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.
Honore de Balzac
Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
Samuel Lover
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
Jewish Proverb
    
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
Helen Rowland
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
Francois de la Rochefoucauld
Love may be blind
but marriage is a real
Eye-Opener!
Proverb
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein
Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
Charles M. Bizz
A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you.
Will Irvin
For a woman, the first kiss is the start of everything. For a man though, the first kiss is the end of everything.
Proverb
The great question... which I have not been able to answer… is, 'What... does a woman want?'
Freud
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
Ring Lardner