Last Updated: 20th September, 2019

Funny Love Quotes



Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
    
A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you.
Will Irvin
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
    
Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
Samuel Lover
Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.
English Proverb
If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
Katherine Mansfield
    
Gravitation can't be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
Jewish Proverb
    
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
Helen Rowland
True love is like seeing Ghosts;
We all talk about it,
but few of us have ever seen one.
Love may be blind
but marriage is a real
Eye-Opener!
    
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it.
Helen Rowland
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.
Spanish Proverb
Loss for words? Give that person a hug. I's worth a thousand and more. Plus, it's free.
Jean
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Arturo Toscanini
    
Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
Charles M. Bizz
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
Ring Lardner