Funny Love Quotes

Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, "Breakfast be damned, come back to bed.
True love is like seeing Ghosts;
We all talk about it,
but few of us have ever seen one.
Love may be blind
but marriage is a real
Love is hiding who you are at all times. It's wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.
- Unknown
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
There are three things that matter most to me, you, you and you!
Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, “Breakfast be damned, come back to bed.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses.
Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
Samuel Lover
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- Unknown
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Gravitation can't be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain
Love is the only two player game in which both players can win.
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
Helen Rowland
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it.
Helen Rowland
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.
Spanish Proverb
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Arturo Toscanini
Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't.
Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
Ring Lardner
Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.
English Proverb
Stop waiting for Prince charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
You're just like Bacon you make everything better.
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
I love you like how potbellied policemen are obsessed with donuts and how chubby kids love ice cream.
If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
Katherine Mansfield
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
Jewish Proverb

Last Updated: 15th May, 2019