Last Updated: 30th October, 2020

Diwali Jokes

 

Funny Diwali Jokes
    
Send some crackers to those who criticize you.
Let them be enlightened this Diwali.
Flipkart- Big Billion Day Sale
Amazon- Great Indian Festival
Snapdeal- Unbox Diwali
Ebay- what's this!!
Happy Diwali to you.
Hope you celebrate diwali in zoo with elephants and linos and monkies like you.
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A'S
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
Khabardar koi bhi muje Happy Diwali nahi bolega
Kyon ki pichali bar aapki Hardik Shubhakamnao se mera koi bhala nahi hua tha
Isliye isbar mujhe cash bhejkar dekhiye
Happy Diwali 2020!
Aankho se aansuon ki judai kar do,
Dil se gamo ko vidai kar do,
Agar dil na lage kahi to,
Aa jao mere ghar
Aur mere ghar ki Safai kar do...
Aur yaad rahe yeh offer diwali tak hi hai!
Happy Diwali Jokes
    
Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise
Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise
Mehak ho Axe jaise, Tazgi ho Colgate jaise
Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise..!!!!
I'm maachis & you're pataka,
Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!
Santa: How does a married man Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad ??
No. By sending his wife To her parents' place..!!
Seema to Neel: what is Bruce Lee's Favorite festival?
Neel: didnt know
Seema: "Diwa Lee"
Seema: What does Bruce Lee haveOutside his home during Diwali ?
Again Neel silent.
Seema: "Rango Lee"
Mantu : jab Rocket phootta hai to Light pehle dikhti hai aur aawaz baad main aati hai..
Chintu : kyuki humari aakhein aagey hai aur kaan peechhe! 

Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
Happy Diwali
Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
Kintu Parantu ..I know its too early
But I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish
So I thougnt to finish Aunties & uncles 1st
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper,
zabardast,
xtra-badhiya,
xtra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas
HAPPY DiWALi
Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare Pas Kya Hai?
Shashi- Mere Pas MAA..chis Hai.Happy Diwali
Diwali Jokes
    
Boy bought gift for his girlfriend..
Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket??
Boy: you wanted stars na??
now sit on it and get lost !!
May this Diwali give you
Popularity Of Windows
Features of Linux
Independence of JAVA
Ease of Visual Basic
Power of Unix!
Happy Deepawali!
Pati kamre mein baitha sharaab pee raha tha.
Yeh dekhkar patni gusse se tam-tamaa kar boli:
Aapne to kaha tha ki bina kisi Reason sharaab ko hath bhi nahin lagaoge, phir yeh sab kya hai??
Pati:Reason hai pagli... Reason hai!
Ab dekho, Diwali aa rahi hai, Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali botal chahiye ki nahin??
पत्नी- आपने तो कहा था कि दिवाली के दिनों में शराब बिलकुल नहीं पिएंगे?
पति- हां, हां कहा था, लेकिन रॉकेट चलाने के लिए खाली बोतल तो चाहिए ना!
बेटा (अपनी मां से)- मां, दिवाली आने वाली है। इस बार मैं पटाखे इस दुकान से लूंगा।
मां- नालायक, ये पटाखों की दुकान नहीं, लड़कियों का हॉस्टल है।
लड़का- मुझे क्या पता? एक दिन पापा कह रहे थे कि यहां एक से एक धांसू और रंगीले पटाखे हैं।
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