Send some crackers to those who criticize you. Let them be enlightened this Diwali.
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With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A'S All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!
Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise Mehak ho Axe jaise, Tazgi ho Colgate jaise Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise..!!!!
I'm maachis & you're pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!
Santa: How does a married man Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..? Banta: By going abroad ?? No. By sending his wife To her parents' place..!!
Seema to Neel: what is Bruce Lee's Favorite festival? Neel: didnt know Seema: "Diwa Lee" Seema: What does Bruce Lee haveOutside his home during Diwali ? Again Neel silent. Seema: "Rango Lee"
Andhera hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. Happy Diwali
Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho.. Kintu Parantu ..I know its too early But I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish So I thougnt to finish Aunties & uncles 1st
Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas HAPPY DiWALi
Santa : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon? Banta : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche
Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare Pas Kya Hai? Shashi- Mere Pas MAA..chis Hai.Happy Diwali
Boy bought gift for his girlfriend.. Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket?? Boy: you wanted stars na?? now sit on it and get lost !!
May this Diwali give you Popularity Of Windows Features of Linux Independence of JAVA Ease of Visual Basic Power of Unix! Happy Deepawali!
Pati kamre mein baitha sharaab pee raha tha. Yeh dekhkar patni gusse se tam-tamaa kar boli: Aapne to kaha tha ki bina kisi Reason sharaab ko hath bhi nahin lagaoge, phir yeh sab kya hai?? Pati:Reason hai pagli... Reason hai! Ab dekho, Diwali aa rahi hai, Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali botal chahiye ki nahin??