Absolutely hillarious love one-liners.
You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
Why should you not marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them
What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? A. He’ll dessert you.
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