Funny Toilet Quotes

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Funny toilet quotes

Following are the toilet quotes, toilet slogan and funny toilet slogans with images. SCROLL DOWN for Toilet Quotes and have a good laugh.

How Long Is A Minute?
Depends On Which Side Of The Door You’re On.


If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie!!


LADIES: Please Remain Seated For The Entire Performance.


Be A Sweeti
Close the seatie!


Treat me well and keep me clean,
I’ll not tell anyone,
What I have Seen!


Gentleman: Your aim will help
Stand closer;
Its shorter than you
Think!!


Arise, Go Forth And Conquer !!


Avoid A Dirty Scene, Keep This Bathroom Clean.

Toilet Humor Quotes
Gentleman: Your aim will help
Stand closer;
Its shorter than you
Think!!

Bare Bottoms Welcomed Here !


Diapers, Sanitary Napkins And Tampons You Can’T Flush Or Else You’Ll Make The Toilet Gush.
– Justwilliam


If Its Brown Flush It Down .


No Job Is Finished Until The Paperwork Is Done !


NOTICE: Replacing The Toilet Paper Roll Will Not Cause Brain Damage !


Our Aim Is To Keep The Toilets Clean – Your Aim Will Help!


In this land of fun and sun, We flush on two, not one.


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