Funny quotes

Funny Quotes
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

Check out these  funny quotes to help you get through today. These funny quotes will seriously make you laugh out loud!

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
– A. A. Milne


Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
– Abraham Lincoln


If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
– Abraham Lincoln


Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
– Albert Camus


Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
– Albert Einstein


The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein


All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
– Alexander Woollcott


War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
– Ambrose Bierce


Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
– Benjamin Franklin


Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
– Benjamin Franklin

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