Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh Out Loud

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High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
– Christopher Morley

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
– Fred Allen

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
– Will Rogers

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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
– Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
– Abraham Lincoln

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
– A. A. Milne

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
– Charles Lamb

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
– Voltaire

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