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Hilarious Women Quotes

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s :
She changes it more often
Oliver Herford

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
- Will Rogers

When my wife says she’ll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go.
- Mike Vanatta

“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

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When a woman says “what?”

When a woman says “what?”
It’s not because she didn’t hear you.
She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
- Milton Berle

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
Freya Stark

If I actually spoke my mind,
I’d be in deep shit!!

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Women get last word in every argument…

Women get last word in every argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I really thought you already knew.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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A jealous woman does better research than a FBI.

A jealous woman does better research than a FBI.

A quite man is a thinking man.
A quite woman is usually mad.

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