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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s :
She changes it more often
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
- Will Rogers
When my wife says she’ll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go.
- Mike Vanatta
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
When a woman says “what?”
It’s not because she didn’t hear you.
She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
- Milton Berle
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
If I actually spoke my mind,
I’d be in deep shit!!
Women get last word in every argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I really thought you already knew.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A jealous woman does better research than a FBI.
A quite man is a thinking man.
A quite woman is usually mad.
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