Funny Movie Dialogues Bollywood

Bollywood Movie Dialogues
Funny Movie Dialogues Bollywood

So here are some best funny dialogues of Bollywood movies.

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab
Madam, your eyes are like the headlights of my taxi
Movie: Raja Hindustani
Star: Aamir Khan


Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon … tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon … tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon
You may be Mr. Munna, but I’m not Mr. Circuit … you may be Batman, but I’m not Birdman … you may be a hero, but now even I’m a hero
Movie: Dishoom
Star: Varun Dhawan


Love marriage mein aadmi khud apni marzi se kuaye ke andhar jaata hai … arranged marriage mein aadmi ka pura khandaan usko kuaye ke andhar dhakel deta hai … lekin jaata toh kuaye mein hi hai
In love marriage a man goes into the well at his own wish … in arranged marriage the man’s full family throws him into the well … but no matter what the man goes in the well
Movie:Life Partner
Star:Govinda


Hum tum mein itne ched karenge … ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le … aur paadein kahan se.
Movie: Dabang
Star: Salman khan


Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai … lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai
It feels bad when a friend fails … but it feels even worse when he comes first
Movie: 3 Idiots
Star: Madhavan


Mai har test pass karke dikhaonga, chahe yeh mera blood test he kyo na ho.
Movie: Khiladi 786
Star: Akshay Kumar


Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai … dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai
Your love is not love, but the examination of UPSC (Union Public Service Commission) … you haven’t cleared it in 10 years
Movie: Raanjhanaa
Star: Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub


Is baar angreji mai tumko Barack Obama ki ma bhi fail nahi kar sakti
Movie: Jolly LLB-2
Star: Akshay Kumar


Mussal dekha mussal … masal ke rakh doonga
Have you seen my muscles … I will smash you up
Movie: Andaz Apna Apna
Star: Salman Khan


Tirchi nigaahon se na dekh aashiq-e-dilgir ko … kaise teerandaz ho tum, zara seedha toh karlo teer ko
Don’t look at this true lover with those piercing eyes … what kind of an archer are you, atleast straighten your arrow
Movie: Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Sathiyo
Star: Akshay Kumar


Kauva Kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le….bagula nahi banta.
Paresh Rawal definitely knows how to make his audience laugh even in the most serious scene, and this is definitely one of them, from his movie.
Movie: Hungama


Aloo lelo, kanda lelo…subah se na ek aloo bika hai Naa bika hai aadha kanda
Star: Nana Patekar can pull this.
Movie: Welcome.

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