Funny Mother’s Day Quotes

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Motherhood is serious business—which is why it’s so important to laugh about! Get your giggle on with  humorous quotations about mama-ing.

Only a Mom can make you feel hugged over the phone.

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Moms fart too, but you’d never know it

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Kids are always full of energy until someone say
“Clean up”..
Then they become so tired.

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When superheroes don’t know the answer, they ask their moms.

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Only mom knows which way to slice a sandwich so the flavor doesn’t leak out.

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Moms learn early that it’s hard to for a kid to scream with a mouthful of cookie.

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My mom is a genius, and not just because she thinks I am.

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Being a Mom means having to choose between eating, showering
Or sleeping,
You can’t do all three in one day.

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Maybe this Mother’s Day, you be the listener and let your mom be the talker.

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Moms fart too, but you’d never know it

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When I say “I’m just going to the toilet”, my kids hear “Family meeting, assemble in the bathroom now!”

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Silence is golden.
Unless you have kids.
Then silence is suspicious.

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MOM
turned upside down
Spells WOW

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