The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
If you were a vegetable,
you’d be a cute-cumber.
You must be a banana
I find you very a-peeling.
They were married by candle-light,
but the marriage lasted only a wick.
My wife tells me I’m a sceptic,
but I don’t believe a word she says.
It was an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the proton blush?
It was positively attracted to the electron.
When his wife asked for wooden walls in the basement,
they had a panel discussion.
When he proposed to her,
she found it very engaging.
To some, marriage is a word.
To others, a sentence.
My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine.
We met by accident.
He tried to get her to marry him to no a-veil.
The triangle relationship soon became a wreck-tangle.
Two florists got married.
It was an arranged marriage.
Some men view marriage as a matter of wife and debt.
A girl and her boyfriend went to a party dressed as a barcode.
They were an item.
The bride’s best friend is so proud,
She’s practically made of honor.