Funny Love Jokes

Love Jokes
Funny Love Jokes

Browse our collection of humorous funny love jokes and funny jokes.

Question: What do Farmers Give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

Answer : Hogs and Kisses!

Question: What is the relation between a pencil and paper?
Answer : The pencil dots on the paper.

Question: What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
Answer : A stupid cupid!

Question: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Answer : Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

Question: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
Answer : You turn me on.

Question: What did the fish say to his beloved?
Answer : Let’s swim together

Question: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Answer : A hug and a quiche!

Question: What did ketchup say to his girlfriend?
Answer : At times you are sweet, at times sour.

Question: What did the pickle say to its beloved?
Answer : You are so spicy.

Question: What if you are single on Valentine’s Day?
Answer : Just enjoy your independence

Question: What did the bat say to his sweet heart?
Answer : Let’s have a great time, bat woman.

Question: What did one snake say to the other snake?
Answer : Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

Question: What’s the best part about Valentines Day?
Answer : The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Question: What do you call two birds in love?
Answer : Tweethearts!

Question: What did one boat say to the other?
Answer : Are you up for a little row-mance?

Question: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
Answer : I’m sweet on you!

Question: Do you have a date for valentines day?
Answer : Yes, February 14th

Question: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
Answer :  I’m stuck on you!

Question: What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
Answer :I’m nuts about you!

Question: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
Answer : His ghoul-friend.

Question: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Answer : Because it couldn’t get a date.

Question: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Answer : I find you very attractive.

Question: What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer : I dot my i’s on you!

Question: What did one pickle say to the other?
Answer : You mean a great dill to me.

Question: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Answer : Ughs and kisses!

Question: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
Answer : I Love Ewe

Question: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
Answer : I’m stuck on you!

Question: What is the difference between a calendar and you?
Answer : A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.

Question: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
Answer : It was Valenswine’s Day!

Question: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Answer : Owl be yours!

Question: What do you call a very small Valentine?
Answer : A Valentiny!

Tom: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?
Finn: I have no idea. What?
Tom: “I find you very attractive!”

Tom: What happened to your leg?
Matt: I went to a seafood dance on Valentine’s Day.
Tom: And?
Matt: I pulled a mussel!

Ben: Why do melons have to get married in churches?
Finn: Why?
Ben: Because they cantaloupe!

John: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
Ben: I haven’t a clue.
John: It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.

What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day!
S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!

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