Funny Good Morning Quotes

The way you start your morning sets the tone for the rest of the day. Celebrate each morning with brilliantly funny good morning quotes.
Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.
– Richard Whately
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
– Benjamin Franklin
If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.
– Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
– Mark Twain
It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth.
–E.T.A. Hoffmann
Check out some famous Good Morning Quotes and best Good Morning messages for your dear ones.
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