Funny Father’s Day Quotes

Is your dad the kind of person who has taught you that life is all about living happily? Is he the one who never cares about the anxieties of life? So choose from the wide collection of funny Father’s Day quotes from dgreetings to see that smile curve out slowly on your father’s lips.

Father's Day Wishes
Happy Father’s Day

In the past,
You wiped my butt.
In the future,
I ‘ll return the favor.

A father is a banker provided by nature.
French Proverb

Funny Father's Day
Funny Father’s Day Card

Thanks, Dad
for not every really shooting
any of my boyfriends.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow

Father's Day Wishes
Funny Father’s Day Wishes

Who needs a
super hero
when you have
Dad!

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain

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