Funny Birthday quotes that Will Surely Make Them Smile

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Funny Birthday Quotes

Share these funny birthday quotes with the person celebrating their special day.

Birthday is one of the most happy days of the year and if fun is mixed with joy on this day, it becomes one of the most memorable days of life. So if you are planning to gift your friends a bucket full of laughter on their birthday, then read on!

Here is a collection of some of the funniest birthday sayings :

“No wonder I’m unhappy – My twin forgot my birthday.”
-Jerry Dennis

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”
-Jonathan Swift

“If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.”
-By Euripides

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”
-Robert Frost

“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
-Frank Sinatra

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“Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!”
-Larry Lorenzoni

“Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.”
-Moe, from the Simpsons

“I intend to live forever – so far, so good!”
- Stephen Wright

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.”
-By John P. Grier

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“There is still no cure for the common birthday!”
-John Glenn

“I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.”
-George Carlin

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
-Victor Hugo

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”
- Truman Capote

“Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
- C.E.C. Joad

“You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.”
-Arnold Palmer

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
-Mark Twain

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.”
-Cora Harvey Armstrong

“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.”
-Tom Stoppard

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.”
-Maurice Chevalier

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