Made by God in pairs, separated at birth on Earth, found after years of search, inseparable for the rest of the time. What am I?
What is another word for joy that starts with H, but for me it starts with U?
When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Answer: Your own reflection in the mirror.
What did number 2 say to number 1?
Answer: Are you single?
Why does love need sunglasses and a cane?
Answer: Because love is blind.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Answer: I find you very “attractive.”
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