Last Updated: 4th September, 2020

Funny Birthday Messages

Funny Birthday Messages
    
I’m glad to have a friend like you, or, I guess I’m just glad you walked into my life and wouldn’t leave – it wasn’t really my choice. Anyways, Happy Birthday.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. Haberday!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
Happy anni-birth-sary!
Thanks for the birthday wishes.
Hearing from you slightly lessened my despair at turning a year older.
    
Another year older and still as sexy as ever!
Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids!
Happy Birthday!
You know you are getting old when your lungs are not strong enough to blow all of your birthday candles!
Happy Birthday!
Thank god you were good at math when you were young! Because you are going to need amazing addition skills to calculate your age now!
Happy Birthday!
I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.
We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.
Happy Birthday!
They say "another year older, another year wiser",
however, in your case I just don't see so.
May be next year you'll get wiser?
Happy Birthday, you old fart!
    
Happy Birthday, sweetheart!
Best of wishes from one fabulous person to another!
Happy Birthday to one of the few people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis.
Your birthday is today?!? 
False. Today is the anniversary of your birthday.
Happy Beer-thday!
I hope your birthday is eggcellent.
    
Happy birthday
To the new wrinkle
on your face.
Welcome
to another set of
gray hairs on your head.
Best friends never lie to each other
and I must be honest with you.
Damn, you're getting old.
Happy Birthday.
Late in the evening,
Far, Far away, there is a glow beyond the horizon,
and I know deep in my heart..
It's your Birthday Cake.
Usually wisdom comes along with age
It look like you haven't reach that age yet.
Happy Birthday!
    
The wrinkles on your face
say that you are old,
your maturity levels say that you are a teenager
while your birth certificate says
something completely different.
What should I trust?
Happy Birthday.
On your birthday
I want to wish you success, wealth and fame
so you can give us
expensive gifts and invite us to luxurious parties.
Happy Birthday Mate.

    
Few women admit their age.
Few men act theirs.
Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Inside every older person
there is a younger person wondering what happened?
Just remember,
once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
On your birthday,
let me wish you plenty of joy,
I know you're too old,
but I still bought you a toy!
    
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Another year has gone, but that doesn't mean you've become wiser.
No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.
    
Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.
    
It's cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.
    
It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!
I didn't forget your birthday, I just forgot today's date!.
    
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

Funny birthday wishes for men

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. Happy birthday old man!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Funny birthday wishes for women

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Funny birthday wishes for old age

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened?
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen
Gift of laughter is the best gift that one can offer. Nothing works better than a light hearted message. Use these funny birthday quotes to fill the heart of your loved one with delight and amusement.