Last Updated: 27th June, 2019

Funny Birthday Messages

You know you are getting old when your lungs are not strong enough to blow all of your birthday candles!
Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Messages
    
Thank god you were good at math when you were young! Because you are going to need amazing addition skills to calculate your age now!
Happy Birthday!
I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.
We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.
Happy Birthday!
They say "another year older, another year wiser",
however, in your case I just don't see so.
May be next year you'll get wiser?
Happy Birthday, you old fart!
Happy Birthday, sweetheart!
Best of wishes from one fabulous person to another!
    
Happy Birthday to one of the few people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis.
Your birthday is today?!? 
False. Today is the anniversary of your birthday.
Happy Beer-thday!
I hope your birthday is eggcellent.
Happy birthday
To the new wrinkle
on your face.
Welcome
to another set of
gray hairs on your head.
Late in the evening,
Far, Far away, there is a glow beyond the horizon,
and I know deep in my heart..
It's your Birthday Cake.
Usually wisdom comes along with age
It look like you haven't reach that age yet.
Happy Birthday!
    
The wrinkles on your face
say that you are old,
your maturity levels say that you are a teenager
while your birth certificate says
something completely different.
What should I trust?
Happy Birthday.
On your birthday
I want to wish you success, wealth and fame
so you can give us
expensive gifts and invite us to luxurious parties.
Happy Birthday Mate.

Best friends never lie to each other
and I must be honest with you.
Damn, you're getting old.
Happy Birthday.
    
Few women admit their age.
Few men act theirs.
Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
    
Inside every older person
there is a younger person wondering what happened?
Just remember,
once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
On your birthday,
let me wish you plenty of joy,
I know you're too old,
but I still bought you a toy!
    
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