Last Updated: 28th January, 2020

Funny Anniversary Quotes

"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."
Isadora Duncan
"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it." 
Josh Billings
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"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel De Montaigne"
"My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. "
Jack Benny
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates
"Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event."
Oscar Wilde
"Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thank you for hitting it and not quitting it.
Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance,
To scream at you whenever I feel,
And I am sure I have you to do the same in future.
So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!
Marriage is a workshop... where husband works & wife shops.. 

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong – admit it. 
Whenever you're right - shut up. 

My husband said he needed more space...
So I locked him outside!

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me.
Then I remember, oh, I put up with you,
So we're even. 

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The longer you're with someone the more you rub off on each other.
So I don't expect that at this point there is much of you left as individuals.
Cheers to another year of pain and suffering.
Anonymous
A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.
Anonymous
I'll love you even when you're old and wrinkly.
Anonymous
Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail.
I call that a win.
Happy Anniversary.  
Anonymous
Happy Anniversary!
We've been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.
Anonymous
We go together like "copy" and "paste." Happy Anniversary Baby!
Cheers to two imperfect pieces that fit perfectly together.
We have a love-hate relationship - we love one another and hate to be without each other.
I'll follow you wherever you go my Love.
I will love you even when we're old and wrinkly.
Happy Annivesary.
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other.
You are the only one I want to annoy fir the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary
Anonymous
Love means commitment.
Of course, so do most mental illnesses!
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary.
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. 
Anonymous
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Anonymous
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On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.  
Anonymous
"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow." 
Anonymous
Congratulations on another anniversary that proves that you are blessed with each other.
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Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.
I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time. That's you two!
If I had to choose to do it all over again I would marry you again… I'm not so sure about having the kids though.
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I thought I'll collapse,
Imagine, it's been another year since we last celebrate the day our suffering, errr loving, starts!
We must really in love with each other, don't you think?
Happy Anniversary!
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Before, I thought I know what happiness is,
I just realize what it was when I got married
Then I wake up, it's already too late!
Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Thinking about it, I wouldn't have married you if I want a peaceful life.
My life would have been so unexciting and boring.
Happy Anniversary!
If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock.
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There is one place I would love to go for our anniversary that I feel we don't go to enough throughout the year. The bedroom!
Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.
After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.
I can't think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways.
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I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary.
"A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
Anonymous
"Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.'"
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Anniversaries remind me that I am can annoy you again.
Thanks for last year giving me plenty of opportunity.
For now, happy anniversary!
Congratulations!
Cheer's to another year of suffering and misery.
A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.
Wherever you are there I will be, to prevent you from getting into trouble.
Happy Anniversary my sweetheart!
On our wedding anniversary
I just want to give a big party from your pay.
Happy Anniversary!
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
Anonymous