Cracking jokes has become a part of everyday life. It lightens the mood and instill in an atmosphere of fun, joviality and mirth. Especially when someone is sad or depressed, jokes will never fail to bring a smile on their face. There are innumerable jokes for friends, for those in love, for sister, for brothers and even for parents.
But, jokes should not hurt the sentiments and emotions of the person concerned. Make sure you think twice before you actually send a joke to someone however close he or she may be to you. There are people who take things seriously and you may unknowingly end up hurting them. If you want to send a joke to your lover make sure he/she is light hearted and does not take it seriously. You will come across thousands of love jokes that can be sent through SMS. Some mind blowing love jokes are as follows:
- It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies.
Alice was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned.
'Why not?' Al grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'
- Rohan: Aeysha I can't buy you Mercedez like Ankit did for his girlfriend, nor I have Big bank balance or a huge palace like bungalow but the fact is I love you more than I love my life................
Aeysha: I love you too!! Sweet heart!! but can you tell me more about Ankit.
- At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.
The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,
"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."
- Boy: Are you sure that you only love me?
Girl: Ya. I checked the whole list yesterday.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
- Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
- I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
- 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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