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Love has many shades, and one of it is humor. Make your love life exciting with some funny love quotes.
1.Love is intoxicating but the good thing is that the cops won’t stop you from driving when you are in love.
2.If love is everywhere then how come I haven’t encountered it yet?
3.Love makes you do stupid things but it is worth it.
4.No matter how beautiful you are, always marry a man of your age so that as your beauty fades so does his eyesight!
5.If you can’t laugh in love you are not in it.
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6.Love is intoxicating but the good thing is that the cops won’t stop you from driving when you are in love.
7.If love is everywhere then how come I haven’t encountered it yet?
8.Love makes you do stupid things but it is worth it.
9.No matter how beautiful you are, always marry a man of your age so that as your beauty fades so does his eyesight!
10.If you can’t laugh in love you are not in it.
11.Love is not about dotting the ‘i’s and crossing the ‘t’s. It’s about making all the silly mistakes in life and hoping that the other person will correct them.
12.Hope you don’t come in my dreams. I don’t look good without makeup.
13.True love is like good wine. Both mature with age.
14.Falling in love is good. It keeps you company in your old age.
15.Falling in love is a great experience. I know; I have fallen many times!
16.Love is a great experience until the hangover wears off.
17.Love can happen at first sight but the wise will always give it a second look.
18.You are free to fall in love as long as you have someone to catch you.
19.Go ahead and fall in love; mistakes don’t cost a dime!
20. Having a boyfriend is a good idea; it tells you which mistakes to avoid in life.
21.They say everything is fair in love and war. So many lovers try to win a heart as if they are at war.
22.If love is chemistry I’d better be treated like a toxic waste.
23."To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken
24."Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." – Anonymous
25."Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love." – Old proverb
26."No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." – Anonymous
27.“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.” - Woody Allen
28.“The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?" – Freud
29.“Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.” - Albert Einstein
30.“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” - Agatha Christie
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