Thanksgiving Jokes


Thanksgiving Jokes are really funny and makes for the great entertainment on the dinner table. This will enhance the festive mood. Thanksgiving jokes are for added hilarity and jubilation. Hence, Thanksgiving Jokes keep the party going hip and happening. Welcome to the Thanksgiving Jokes page. We have collected some of the best Thanksgiving jokes, Enjoy the page.

Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes

Q: When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner?

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A: Skanksgiving.

Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?

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A: A Turkey.

Q: Which cat discovered America?

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A: Christofurry Columbus

Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

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A: The turkey trot

Q:What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus?

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A: Gobbleheads

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

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A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?

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A: Peach gobbler

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?

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A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

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A: No, you should just have the turkey!

Q: What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?

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A: Beets me!

Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

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A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?

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A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

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Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

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A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!

Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?

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A: Wing! Wing!

Q: What's a turkey's favorite song?

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A: "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

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A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why don't you let a turkey get near corn?

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A: Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.

Q: What do you call it when you drop a turkey from a helicopter?

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A: Dead weight.

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Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?

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A: Turkey.

Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

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A: Goblet.

Q: What was the turkey suspected of?

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A: Fowl play.

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Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?

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A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

Q: Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian?

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A: It had an arrow escape.

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

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A: "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

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Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

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A: The outside!

Q:Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

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A: To hatchet.

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?

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A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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Q: What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

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A: Your teeth

Q: What are unhappy cranberries called?

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A: Blueberries!

Q: What do you get if you cross a pointy black hat and some leftover turkey?

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A: A Witch-bone

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Q: What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?

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A: The letter G!

Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes

Q: What do monsters have on their Thanksgiving table?

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A: Knives, Forks and Goons.

Q: After Thanksgiving dinner, where did the pilgrims put their trash?

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A: In the Mayflower Compact-Tor.

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Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

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A: A Har- VEST.

Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?

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A: Your nose.

Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

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A: The turkey.

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Thanksgiving Pilgrims Jokes

Q: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say?

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A: Do not resuscitate.

Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?

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A: Pilgrimage.

Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?

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A: Puritan.

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Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain?

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A: Pil-grimace.

Q: What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?

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A: Pilgram.

Q: What's a pilgrim's mother called?

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A: Pilgranny.

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Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?

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A: Pilgrammar.

Q: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?

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A: Pilgrim Reaper.

Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?

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A: Because they couldn't get the moose in the oven!

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Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?

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A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Q: The pilgrims' cows came to America on what ship?

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A: The Mooooo-flower.

Q: Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?

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A: He wanted a light snack!

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Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

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A: Their AGE.

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

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A: Plymouth Rock.

Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?

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A: He had an arrow escape.

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Q: If April shower bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

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A: Pilgrims and furniture.

Other Thanksgiving Jokes

Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?

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A: Fangs-giving.

Q: What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?

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A: Beets me.

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Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

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A: Pilgrims!

Q: Where did the first corn come from?

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A: The stalk brought it.

Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

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A: To keep his wigwam.

Q: How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

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A: It hugged the shore.

Last Updated: 14th June, 2017