Oktoberfest Quotes and Sayings


Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-Oscar Wilde-
Oktoberfest Quotes and Sayings
    
He was a wise man who invented beer.
-Plato-
For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
-William Shakespeare-
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
-Anonymous-
Oktoberfest Quotes and Sayings
    
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin-
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
-W.C. Fields (American Comedian)
Liaba bsuffa und lusdig, ois niachdan und bled.
Iís rather be drunk and funny than sober and stupid.
- Bavarian Proverb
Oktoberfest Quotes and Sayings
    
Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
-Ambrose Bierce-
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
-Unknown-
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
-Czech Proverb quotes
Oktoberfest Quotes and Sayings
    
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.
-Greek proverb quotes
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- Kaiser Wilhelm-
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
-Anonymous-
Oktoberfest Quotes and Sayings