Diwali Jokes

 


I'm maachis & you're pataka,
Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!
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Santa: How does a married man Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad ??
No. By sending his wife To her parents' place..!!
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A'S
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise
Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise
Mehak ho Axe jaise, Tazgi ho Colgate jaise
Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise..!!!!
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Seema to Neel: what is Bruce Lee's Favorite festival?
Neel: didnt know
Seema: "Diwa Lee"
Seema: What does Bruce Lee haveOutside his home during Diwali ?
Again Neel silent.
Seema: "Rango Lee"
Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
Happy Diwali
Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
Kintu Parantu ..I know its too early
But I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish
So I thougnt to finish Aunties & uncles 1st
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Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper,
zabardast,
xtra-badhiya,
xtra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas
HAPPY DiWALi
Santa : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?
Banta : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche
Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare Pas Kya Hai?
Shashi- Mere Pas MAA..chis Hai.Happy Diwali
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