Funny Diwali Wishes

Funny Wishes In Hindi

Phooljhadi, pataakhe khoob chalaayen
Sote huon ki neend udaayen
Lakshmi ji dengi chhappar phaad kar
Isliye darwaja khula rakhkar so jaayen
Shubh Diwali!
Jugmug jugmug kare mera ghar
Bijli ka bill sarkaar ke sar
Is Deepawali apne padosiyon ki neend haraam karen..
Ye aapka janmsiddh adhikaar hai
Shubh Diwali!
Kar li humne Diwali ki saaf-safaayi
Apne mobile se browser history, videos aur chat hataayi
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Zindagi me sab vaapis mil jaata hai
Lekin toote daant vaapis nahin aate
Is Diwali jo kanjoos dost baithe hain laar tapkaaye
Unke liye vishesh soochna
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Laddu hain..please yahin kha lena
Ghar aane ka kasht mat karna....
Raah me diye jalen hazaaron
Maa jholiyaan bhar de
Isse bhi mann na bhare
To mere ghar ki safaayi kar den
Motaape ki tum vidaayi kar do
Mere ghar ki safaayi kar do
Dekho phir sab kahenge pataakha
Diwali ka ye kharch bhi kam kar do
Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night
Happy Diwali!!
Diwali Par Sky Saja do
Fireworks Se Dhoom Macha Do!!
Happy Diwali To All!!
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Funny Wishes In English

This Diwali let people go deaf
With the sound of your laughter and bombs
Happy Diwali!
Wish you and your family a bombastic Diwali!!!
Have loads of fun and loads of masti!!
Happy Diwali!!
Wishing that you are able to hear the sound of crackers
Over and above your wife's chatter!!
Happy Diwali
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Diwali is around the corner
So I thought I will first wish
The pataka of my life
Happy Diwali!!
I bet you wait for this festival every year
When you can gamble openly in front of your wife
Happy Diwali!!

Diye to har saal jalaate ho
Is saal apne dimaag ki baati bhi jalao
Phir khushi-khushi Diwali manao
Happy Deepawali!
God Bless you with enough fire power
So that you succeed in disturbing
Every neighbour in your vicinity
Happy Diwali!!
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Last Updated: 14th September, 2017

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