Funny Christmas Quotes


Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
~Author Unknown
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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
W. C. Fields
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.Author unknown
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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
- Kin Hubbard
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
- G.K. Chesterton
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You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
Robert Paul
From gags by stand-up comedians to short-but-sweet poems, get ready to turn that "Ho ho ho!" into "Ha ha ha!".
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Only an accountant understands the real meaning of Christmas.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Funny Christmas Quotes