Funny Christmas

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We bring to you Christmas ideas from all corners of the world in profusion for the only reason so that you do not have to scratch your head. So with these jewels of Christmas get into the groove of the festive mood, frolic with your family and friends, and enjoy the spirit of giving and sharing. As some beautiful lines of poetry by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, the American poet that say:

Short Funny Christmas Sayings and Quotes

What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
Don Marquis
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A Christmas Nightmare: going caroling for your neighbors, and Simon Cowell is one of them.
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May your longest list this Christmas be the one that counts your blessings.
Unknown Author
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A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Kin Hubbard
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
G.K. Chesterton

Witty Christmas Quotes

I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
Dear Santa, for Christmas I want a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't confuse it as you did last year.
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For Christmas this year I will be making a donation in your name into my bank account.
I asked Santa for a sexiest person on earth and next morning I woke up in a box.
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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. Anonymous
Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying Buy Buy.
Robert Paul
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Funny Christmas Card Sayings

One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.
Keep Calm and Wait For Santa.
I think Santa's wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.
Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.
Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.

Last Updated: 2nd November, 2017

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