Funny Birthday Messages



Happy birthday
To the new wrinkle
on your face.
Welcome
to another set of
gray hairs on your head.
    
Late in the evening,
Far, Far away, there is a glow beyond the horizon,
and I know deep in my heart..
It's your Birthday Cake.
Usually wisdom comes along with age
It look like you haven't reach that age yet.
Happy Birthday!
    
The wrinkles on your face
say that you are old,
your maturity levels say that you are a teenager
while your birth certificate says
something completely different.
What should I trust?
Happy Birthday.
On your birthday
I want to wish you success, wealth and fame
so you can give us
expensive gifts and invite us to luxurious parties.
Happy Birthday Mate.

    
Best friends never lie to each other
and I must be honest with you.
Damn, you're getting old.
Happy Birthday.
    
Few women admit their age.
Few men act theirs.
Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
    
Inside every older person
there is a younger person wondering what happened?
Just remember,
once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
On your birthday,
let me wish you plenty of joy,
I know you're too old,
but I still bought you a toy!
    
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Last Updated: 2nd May, 2017