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You can use these humorous birthday wishes in your birthday greeting cards, send them as emails and even phone messages.

  • It sure was easier remembering your age when you were 29 every year.

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  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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  • When I turned two I was really anxious, because Iíd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time Iím five Iíll be 64.

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  • Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

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  • May your wishes come true and your spouse not find out.

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  • Birthdays are natureís way of telling us to eat more cake.

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  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened?

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  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

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  • Just remember, once youíre over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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  • On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy!

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  • A birthday wish, do you truly deserve? For next year, you might have to reserve. Send these hilarious birthday wishes to your friends and family and inject some happiness in their lives.

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