Funny Birthday Puns

Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
From a cat-alogue.
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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
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I always feel warm on my birthday because people don't stop toasting me.
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How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.
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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake.
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What do you say to your cat on his birthday?
Happy purr-day.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
No thanks, I'm stuffed.
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Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Try taking the candles off.
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Age is a relative thing.
All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
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What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
Have a fin-tastic day.
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Last Updated: 14th December, 2017