April Fools' Day Quotes

Take all the fools pout of this world and there would not be any fun living in it, or profit.
Josh Billings
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Let us be thankful for the fools.but for them the rest of us could not succeed .
Mark Twain
Today is the day to propose. If she accepts, great, if not just say April Fools
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George Orwell
A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.
Proverb quotes
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Abraham Lincoln
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Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools.
- Unknown
Happy Fool's Day Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
~Author Unknown
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I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.
~Edgar Allan Poe
Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
~Irish Proverb
April 1st This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
~Mark Twain
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
~Will Rogers
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It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.
~Spanish Proverb
Even the gods love jokes. ~Plato
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
~Japanese Proverb
If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
~Welsh Proverb
He who is born a fool is never cured.
~Proverb
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
~Chinese Proverb
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
April Fools gone past, and you're the biggest fool at last.

Last Updated: 10th March, 2017