Funny Anniversary Quotes

"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow." 
Congratulations on another anniversary that proves that you are blessed with each other.
Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.
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I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time. That's you two!
If I had to choose to do it all over again I would marry you again… I'm not so sure about having the kids though.
The longer you're with someone the more you rub off on each other. So I don't expect that at this point there is much of you left as individuals.
Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance,
To scream at you whenever I feel,
And I am sure I have you to do the same in future.
So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!
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I thought I'll collapse,
Imagine, it's been another year since we last celebrate the day our suffering, errr loving, starts!
We must really in love with each other, don't you think?
Happy Anniversary!
Before, I thought I know what happiness is,
I just realize what it was when I got married
Then I wake up, it's already too late!
Thinking about it, I wouldn't have married you if I want a peaceful life.
My life would have been so unexciting and boring.
Happy Anniversary!
If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock.
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There is one place I would love to go for our anniversary that I feel we don't go to enough throughout the year. The bedroom!
Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.
After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.
I can't think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways.
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I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary.
"A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."
Isadora Duncan
"Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.'"
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"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it." 
Josh Billings
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
"Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event."
Oscar Wilde
"Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."