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Wedding is a sweet bond of love that is ironically sweetened by spices of quarrels and clashes. The celebration of such a cute relationship can never be complete without cracking funny anniversary quotes. Don’t worry. These humorous wedding quotes will not make you sound offensive. Rather, its great fun and everybody is going to enjoy it.
Herein are some popular funny anniversary sayings. You can say them to add some spark to your important day.
Just in case you fear your spouse might not appreciate and turn red. Never mind wooing you soul mate is yet another fun and enthralling element of a sweet wedding.
Try these hilarious wedding sayings. They are truly sweet and charming.
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“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.”
Josh Billings |
“Then there was a man who said, ‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.’”
“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
David Bissonette
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates
"Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event."
Oscar Wilde
"Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Henry Youngman
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
Anonymous
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
Milton Berle
Be sure, these funny anniversary quotes will definitely bring cheers to your wedding celebration. Don’t miss the golden opportunity. |
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